Ski Trip
A woman went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. She called her insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover her injury. "Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.
"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said. "That makes you an idiot, and we consider that a pre- existing condition."
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