Calling Doctor Oblivious
A doctor gets a call in the middle of the night from a man who says that he thinks his wife has appendicitis.
The doctor replies that this is impossible, because he removed the wife's appendix 10 years ago.
"Have you ever heard of anyone growing a new appendix?" the doctor asks the man.
The husband replies: "No doctor, I have not, but have you ever heard of someone getting a new wife?"
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