Add Pray To Your Day!
Whiskey
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|
Urban Dweller
Among skyscrapers and city streets,You are here.I sense You in sun hot pavement,glinting glass and rumbl...
Three-Legged Stool
I feel You whenpeople do good deeds for the needy.
I see You whensociety opens a checkbook to se...
Helping Hands
Here, together,each one different and unique.Let's unite...Pulling hearts togetherin order to cherish,nu...
Lost and Found
I’ve done it again.I’d lose my own head if it wasn’t attached.Please.It seems like such a little ...
Wisdom of Our Elders
Bless the Nanas of the world,the Pop-Pops, the Gramps,who show us how to knit, how to fish,how to...
Practical Pipedreams
They say the only stupid questionis the one that isn't asked.Somehow, You've got me bel...
