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Lottery

dailychuckleA woman prays to win the big lottery. ...She doesn’t and wails at God. The next week the jackpot is bigger, and she prays more, but again doesn’t win.

Another week passes, the fund has grown still larger. She prays and prays and prays to win. She does not. In her frustration, she cries and exclaims, “God why have you forsaken me! I need that money. Why can’t you help me win?”

A voice from on high booms, “You have to buy a lottery ticket.”

 

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