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Pork Chops
A woman goes into a meat market and asks the butcher why his pork chops are $.99 a pound, when the guy across the street is selling his for $.89.
The butcher says, "Well then, why don't you go over there and buy his?"
The customer replies: "He doesn't have any left."
"Well, that's nothing," the butcher says, "when I don't have any, I sell mine for only $0.79!"
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