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Signs Found In Kitchens
- Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!- Martha Stewart doesn't live here!
- I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!
- So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
- Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself!
- I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!
- If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
- I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
- My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
- A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
- COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
- I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
- If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.
- You may touch the dust in this house...but please don't write in it!
- Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
- If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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