Break-up
There was a pretty Nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend."Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents ?"
"Not only that," said Carol, "he sent me a bill for 37 visits."
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