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Lena's Divorcedailychuckle

The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support.

He said to her husband Orville, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support."

"Well, that's great, Judge," he said. "And once in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself."

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