Did you hear about the 98-year-old man and woman who were getting a divorce? One day they were asked why they were getting a divorce when both were 98 years old. They said, “We did not want to upset the kids, so we waited until they were dead!”
We come from dust and we will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.
I think the worst possible scenario would be to have a heart attack while playing a game of charades.
They say marriages are made in heaven. So is thunder and lightning.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a faith-lift.