On the way to heaven, there were two lines for the men to stand in before entering the pearly gates. One line was full under the sign that said, "henpecked men." In the other line, there was a sign that said "non-henpecked men," and there was … [Read more...]

A man is stumbling by the riverside, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He staggers at the river's edge and falls in. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of gin. He asks the drunk, … [Read more...]

On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: "Could they … [Read more...]

The head pastor wakes up one beautiful Sunday morning and decides he's going to forgo church and go golfing. He calls in sick, heads out to the golf course, and begins his game. Meanwhile, the angels in heaven are ticked off. "Do you see that … [Read more...]

Two guys are painting the ceiling of a huge Catholic church when an old lady walks in and kneels in a pew to pray. They decide to play a trick on her, and one of them says in a deep, loud voice, "Woman, this is Jesus. What is your … [Read more...]

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, an angel came and visited him on his bed, and told him he was about to die, tomorrow. He reminds the man … [Read more...]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are walking through the woods and find a bag of cash hidden under a bush. They decide to give some of the money to God and split the rest evenly between themselves, but cannot agree on how much to give God. To be … [Read more...]

Ernie is an out-of-work actor who’s reduced to applying for a job as a gorilla impersonator. When he gets it, he’s shocked to discover that he’ll be working at the Central Park Zoo, where budget cuts have made it impossible to replace the old gorilla … [Read more...]

A pastor and a cab driver are in line to get into heaven. The pastor is confident he’ll get in, while the cabbie is a little nervous. When they reach the gate, they both get in, and the cabbie breathes a sigh of relief. It’s time for them to be … [Read more...]