Humor: Not Him
Feature: Funny Doggy Prayers
Dear God: Can we sit on your couch when we get to heaven? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, … [Read more...]
Humor: Parking Place
A guy is late for a meeting and he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!” A moment … [Read more...]
Humor: Einstein’s Switcheroo
It's been a long week and Albert Einstein, the world-renown scientist is scheduled to speak at yet another conference. On the way there, Einstein tells his driver, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and … [Read more...]
Story: VIP Drive By
So, the Pope is super early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit … [Read more...]
Story: Yardwork From a Holy Perspective
Overheard in a conversation between God and St. Francis God: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the world is going on down there in the U.S.? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistles and the stuff I started eons ago? … [Read more...]
Humor: How to Live Longer, Happily
I went to a new doctor recently and was delighted to find a health care professional with a fresh perspective on all the things I have been struggling with. Here's a recap of the visit. Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can … [Read more...]
Humor: Why Leprecauns Dress Funny
Humor: The B.C.
A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to … [Read more...]