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Tax season is upon us. We're sharing an actual letter submitted to the IRS in response to a denial of two dependents from one frustrated father. Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I … [Read more...]

The elderly couple had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though advanced in years, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on … [Read more...]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” … [Read more...]

The following is a confidential report on several candidates being considered for a pulpit. Adam: Good man but problems with his wife. Also one reference told of how his wife and he enjoy walking nude in the woods. Noah: Former pulpit of 120 … [Read more...]

Things I'm Super Good At 1. Forgetting someone's name 10 seconds after they tell me. 2. Buying produce...and throwing it away two weeks later. 3. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the … [Read more...]

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time … [Read more...]

  A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working … [Read more...]