In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, humankind created Ben and … [Read more...]

True church announcement – from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee After the worship service, the preacher announced: "The class on prophecy has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances." A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, … [Read more...]

The Smiths invited some people to dinner. At the table, Mrs. Smith turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," Mrs. Smith … [Read more...]

An elderly man lost his wife after many happy years together. He was depressed and lonely, and his son and daughter-in-law offered to let him move in with them. And he did so. His daughter-in-law would prepare the family meal. She would serve … [Read more...]

CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So, she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the … [Read more...]

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:  "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight cokes, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched … [Read more...]

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted, "My Mommy looked back once, while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone … [Read more...]

    A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?" One child blurted out, "Aces!" *** The … [Read more...]

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me — they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin The years between 55 and 75 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do … [Read more...]