Two guys, one younger, one older are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide.
The older guy says to the younger guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The younger guy says, “That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too… I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The older guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her… what does she look like?”
The younger guy says, “Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, long legs and long blonde hair, blue eyes, and she’s wearing a tank top and white short shorts. What does your wife look like?’
To which the older guy says, “Doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours.”
