Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, so Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya say a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not. We can’t have services for animals in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.”
Muldoon nodded. “I’ll go right away, Father. Do ya think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?”
Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?!”
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