On the way to heaven, there were two lines for the men to stand in before entering the pearly gates.
One line was full under the sign that said, “henpecked men.”
In the other line, there was a sign that said “non-henpecked men,” and there was only one man in it.
Finally, someone shouted to him, “Hey buddy! How did you get to be in that line?”
And he said, “My wife told me to stand over here.”
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