One day a biker dude was riding his motorcycle along the Pacific Coast Highway in California and heard God’s voice.
God said: “You’ve always been such a good person…I would like to repay your kindness. What can I do for you?”
The biker thought for a minute and said: “Me and the fellas would really like a bridge from here to Hawaii.”
God said: “I am a bit surprised. I thought you would ask for something that would benefit mankind”.
The biker thought it over and said: “Me and the fellas would like to understand women better. Why do they cry for no reason at all? Why do they give you the silent treatment when they clearly have something to say.”
God listened and was very quiet. After a few moments, He asked: “Do you want that bridge to be a two-lane or a four-lane highway”?