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Humor: Can I Use the Car?

The pastor’s son turned 16, and he started negotiating with his dad to drive the family car.

His father said, “I’ll make you a deal. You get your grades up, do some more Bible study, and get a haircut. I’ll let you use the car once in a while.

So a month later, the son went to see his father, and he said, “Dad, I got my grades up, and I’ve been studying my Bible. Can I use the car?”

His father said, “What about the haircut?” The son replied, “Yeah, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. Samson in the Bible had long hair. Moses had long hair. And Jesus himself had long hair.”

The pastor replied, “You’re right! And everywhere they went, they walked!”

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