True church announcement – from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee After the worship service, the preacher announced: “The class on prophecy has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.”
A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, “Well, if you don’t believe in the organized church, you’ll love ours – we are as disorganized as they come.
A preacher in our neck of the woods just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of one of his parishioners. Looking out of the window after dinner, the preacher remarked, “That rooster of yours seems to be a mighty proud and happy bird.” The host replied, “He should. His oldest son just entered the ministry.”
After the church service, a pastor told a woman, “I noticed your husband walked out in the middle of my sermon. I hope I didn’t say something that offended him.” “Not at all,” replied the wife. “My husband has been walking in his sleep for years.”