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Humor: Dinner Blessing

The Smiths invited some people to dinner.

At the table, Mrs. Smith turned to her six-year-old daughter and said,

“Would you like to say the blessing?”

“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.

“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” Mrs. Smith urged

The daughter bowed her head and very solemnly repeated, “Oh, Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?!!”

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