I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
The years between 55 and 75 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S Elliot
Everything seems to slow down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
Elizabeth Taylor
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.
Ann Landers
When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile.
Milton Berle
Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting, ‘Man, what a ride!’
Hunter Thompson