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Humor: Holy Land Passing

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on a vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them she could be shipped home for $ 5,000 or buried in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him to ship her body home for $5,000.

The undertaker asked him why he would spend $5,000 to ship the body home when his mother-in-law could be buried in the sacred ground of the Holy Land for only $150.

The man replied. “A man was buried here over 2000 years ago, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

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