I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?”
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?