A minister was visiting a country church, and he began his sermon with a stirring reminder:
“Everyone in this parish is going to die.”
The minister looked around to assess the impact of his statement before continuing. He noticed a man in the front pew, smiling broadly.
“Why are you so amused?” he asked.
“I’m relieved. You see, I’m visiting my sister for the weekend. I’m not from this parish!”
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