I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
God asked if I’d been ‘computing,’
And I had to answer ‘yes.’
God told me to get off my fanny
and tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick
I was just admiring my work
I did not mean to ‘click.’
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got so way into it.
I was into it all the night.
Nothing is cleaned except my mouse
It is very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess.
While I sit here on my hiney.