Things I’m Super Good At
1. Forgetting someone’s name 10 seconds after they tell me.
2. Buying produce…and throwing it away two weeks later.
3. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the directions.
4. Making plans. And then immediately regretting making plans.
5. Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles. Then turning on the dryer to de-wrinkle. Then forgetting it again.
6. Calculating how much sleep I’ll get if I can just “fall asleep right now”.