Two guys are painting the ceiling of a huge Catholic church when an old lady walks in and kneels in a pew to pray.
They decide to play a trick on her, and one of them says in a deep, loud voice,
“Woman, this is Jesus. What is your prayer?”
The woman completely ignores him, and so the guy says again,
“Woman, it is I, Jesus, the Lord, who is speaking to you. Why do you not answer?”
The woman snaps back,
“Be quiet, I’m talking to your mother!”
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