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Humor: What’ll You Have?

Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away.

The next man requests a filet mignon, which he is served and also taken away.

The last man requests a plate of strawberries.

The guards are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”

“Yes, strawberries.”

“But they are out of season!”

“I’ll wait…”

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