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Humor: Workout Work-Around

I’m tired.

The doctor told me, “Physical exercise is good for you.”

I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program, much of which I can do right at work.

Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through the paperwork.

Tuesday: Drag my heels. Push my luck. Make mountains out of molehills. Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday: Bend over backward. Jump on the bandwagon. Balance the books. Run around in circles.

Thursday: Toot my own horn. Climb the ladder of success. Pull out the stops. Add fuel to the fire.

Friday: Open a can of worms. Put my foot in my mouth. Start the ball rolling. Go over the edge.

Saturday: Pick up the pieces. Throw in the towel. Whew! What a workout!

Sunday: Kneel in prayer. Rise in praise. Let go, Let God.

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