FUNNY CATS AND DOG QUOTES
There are two means of refuge from your misery: dogs and cats.
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
Unknown
I have lived with several Zen masters—all of them cats.
Eckhart Tolle
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
Neil Gaiman
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
Unknown
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana