Sylvia and Harold enjoyed a good life together. They were good people, kind and generous. Sylvia was what you would call a health food nut. She was into every fad diet. She cooked keto, paleo, and vegan. She tried Atkins and Pritikin. Harold ate … [Read more...]

A minister told his congregation, "Next week, I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." As he prepared to deliver his sermon the following Sunday, the minister asked for a show of … [Read more...]

The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one … [Read more...]

A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out … [Read more...]

A minister was visiting a country church, and he began his sermon with a stirring reminder: "Everyone in this parish is going to die." The minister looked around to assess the impact of his statement before continuing. He noticed a man in the … [Read more...]

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, humankind created Ben and … [Read more...]

True church announcement – from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee After the worship service, the preacher announced: "The class on prophecy has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances." A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, … [Read more...]

The Smiths invited some people to dinner. At the table, Mrs. Smith turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," Mrs. Smith … [Read more...]

An elderly man lost his wife after many happy years together. He was depressed and lonely, and his son and daughter-in-law offered to let him move in with them. And he did so. His daughter-in-law would prepare the family meal. She would serve … [Read more...]