When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God." However, it is unlikely that God will call you on your mobile. Please turn off your phones. If you want to talk to God, choose a quiet place and talk to … [Read more...]

Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island. Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the … [Read more...]

Have a laugh, but don't forget the words of Romans 13:6-7 "This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them. If you owe taxes, pay taxes. If revenue, … [Read more...]

A Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "My son told me he is converting to Christianity. I sent him to Hebrew school, and he had a Bar Mitzvah. We celebrated the Jewish holidays. I don’t know where it all went wrong." "Funny you should say … [Read more...]

  A priest and a nun are driving back from a religious festival at night when their car breaks down on a dark road. With no garage in sight and the lights of a small hotel nearby, they decide to stay in the hotel and look for a mechanic to … [Read more...]

The pastor of a church is in his office, and the phone rings. It's an agent from the IRS - the Internal Revenue Service. He says, "We're doing a tax audit on one of your members, Mr. Charles Jones III. We want to verify one of his deductions. Mr. … [Read more...]

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. … [Read more...]

A woman is pulled over for speeding.  Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Police Officer: Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Police Officer: Can I see your license, please? Woman: Well, I would give it to you, … [Read more...]

A cowboy was herding his cattle in a remote pasture when suddenly, a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and YSL tie, leans out of the window and asks the … [Read more...]