Prayables

Prayers, Blessings, Inspirational Quotes & more

Humor: Confessions

Three priests are eating lunch. The first one says, "Guys, I need you to keep me accountable. Lately, I've been struggling with a dependence on alcohol. Every once in a while, I'll pull a bottle of whiskey from my bottom drawer and have a … [Read more...]

Q-Card: Vol. 485

Week Ending Friday, June 19, 2026 {quotes} Each seed of goodness we plant grows roots deep enough to hold the world steady. Carlos Wallace Fatigue, discomfort, discouragement are merely symptoms of effort. Morgan Freeman Sometimes your only … [Read more...]

Parable: The Balloon Blessings

A teacher who took her students out and released 20 balloons, each with a student's name on it. "You've got sixty seconds to find the balloon with your name on it." She said The children hurried to find the one balloon with their name on it, … [Read more...]

Humor: The Wife’s Wish

A woman finds a Genie, and this was her wish: I want my husband to only have eyes for me. I want him to laugh at my mindless jokes with utter disregard to the people around him. I want to be the only one in his life. I want him to always … [Read more...]

Q-Card: Vol. 443

Week Ending Friday, August 29, 2025 {quotes} Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.  Thomas Edison A ship is always safe on the shore, but that's not what it was built … [Read more...]

Parable: The Other Boot

The old man used to tell this story from the war. One night, while a young soldier was praying before bedtime, another soldier told him to stop making noise and threw one of his boots at him. The next morning, the soldier who had been praying … [Read more...]

Parable: Anger, Nail it!

There's a story told about a boy who would often lose his temper. One day, his mother bought him a hammer and a bag of nails and said, "Son, every time you lose your temper, I want you to go to the backyard and bang a nail into the wooden … [Read more...]