Prayables

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Humor: Spending the Night Together

  A priest and a nun are driving back from a religious festival at night when their car breaks down on a dark road. With no garage in sight and the lights of a small hotel nearby, they decide to stay in the hotel and look for a mechanic to … [Read more...]

Humor: The Note

A dad goes to his son's bedroom and sees the bed is neatly made, and a note is propped up on the pillow. "Dear Mom and Dad. First, let me say I love you and don't worry about me. I met a girl who I love, and she loves me too. Well, she's actually … [Read more...]

Holy Humor: Tax Collector

The pastor of a church is in his office, and the phone rings. It's an agent from the IRS - the Internal Revenue Service. He says, "We're doing a tax audit on one of your members, Mr. Charles Jones III. We want to verify one of his deductions. Mr. … [Read more...]

Humor: Come In

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. … [Read more...]

Humor: Pulled Over for Speeding

A woman is pulled over for speeding.  Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Police Officer: Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Police Officer: Can I see your license, please? Woman: Well, I would give it to you, … [Read more...]

Humor: How Many Cows?

A cowboy was herding his cattle in a remote pasture when suddenly, a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and YSL tie, leans out of the window and asks the … [Read more...]

Humor: Rabbit Jokes

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a bar together.  The men sat at the table, and the rabbit hopped onto a stool and signaled for a brew. As the bartender placed the drink in front of the rabbit, he asked, "What's up with your … [Read more...]

Humor: The Doily

Once, a man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets except that the little old woman had a shoebox at the top of her closet that she had cautioned her … [Read more...]

Humor: The Noo Yawker

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes. "Who are you so that I may … [Read more...]