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Humor: The End is Near

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the driver as he sped … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor, Uncategorized

Humor: Heavenly Dining

Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God. "I could eat," Mother Teresa replied. So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread, and they began to … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Poem: Love is Kind

Have you had a kindness shown? Pass it on. 'Twas not given for thee alone.  Pass it on.  Let it travel down the years.  Let it wipe another's tears Till in heaven the deed appears.  Pass it on. Henry Burton … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features, Poetry

Feature: What Would You Do?

A company was hiring a new employee. A part of the selection process was to answer the following question in writing: You are driving your car in a dangerous storm at night. You are passing in front of a bus stop, and you see three people waiting … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features, Stories

Humor: Idiot!

The pastor gets up one Sunday morning to find a letter on her porch. She opens it, and in large letters, it says: IDIOT. The pastor folds it, puts it in her purse, and proceeds to the church.  When it’s time for her sermon, she shows the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Feature: How to Pray at a Gravesite

When you stand humbly at the gravesite of your loved one, imagine their face in a spiritual form. Open yourself to their very being. Let your soul bond with the soul of the righteous one who lies there. Pray with specific prayers that come from … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features

Humor: Speed Limits

The highway patrolman pulls over a car on the highway. He approaches the car, and the driver rolls down the window. He sees it’s an elderly lady at the wheel. "Officer, is there a problem?" she asks. "Well ma’am, this is a 65-mile-an-hour … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Humor: Sadie Makes Her Point

A policeman stops Sam as he and his wife Sadie are in the car speeding down the highway. "Do you know you were going 95mph in a 65 mph speed zone?" Sam says, "Why no, officer, I'm surprised. I had my cruise control set for 65." Sadie pipes … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Parable: That’s Faith

There was a drought in the village. The pastor called a prayer meeting for the townspeople to come together to pray for rain.  Only one person showed up with an umbrella. That's faith. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features, Parables, Stories

Humor: Help Me Out

Jack, a well-dressed athletic-looking fellow, is approached by a homeless man.  - Can you help me out? "If I give you money, will you use it for alcohol?"  - No, I don't drink. "What about drugs?" - I don't use drugs. Jack asks a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

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