Prayables

Prayers, Blessings, Inspirational Quotes & more

Humor: The Husband Store

An unusual store opened recently. It's called the Husband Store. The advertisements state that each woman can visit the store only one time and one time only! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the … [Read more...]

Humor: A Nun’s Bargain

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun walks by and starts lecturing him on the evils of drinking. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! … [Read more...]

Poem: Prayer’s Still Waters

Beyond the windy trees of thought In the valley of reflection Amid the certitudes of spirit And quietudes of soul, Is the placid pool of prayer, Where I may find myself Alone with the Alone, And one with the One, May I lose my self. Be … [Read more...]

Humor: Differences

What’s the difference between someone who is neurotic, someone who is psychotic, and a therapist? A neurotic builds castles in the sky. A psychotic person lives in those castles, and the therapist collects the rent. … [Read more...]

Feature: Flaws Have Purpose

By Nona Jones I've recently become fascinated with the story of Moses and how he appealed to Pharaoh on behalf of God to, "let my people go." The way this story is told and portrayed in films is that Moses approached Pharaoh with his … [Read more...]

Humor: Moon Rocks

A scientist and a preacher got to talking. The preacher says, "God made it all only 6,000 years ago." And the scientist asks, "How can you say that? We have moon rocks that are 4 billion years old." And the preacher replies, "Well, I didn’t … [Read more...]

Humor: Morning Prayer

Dear Lord, So far today I've done alright. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. But, in a few minutes, I'm going to get out of bed and from then on I'll be needing your help. … [Read more...]

Humor: Busy Day in Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had … [Read more...]