Prayables

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Humor: Getting Into Heaven

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" the teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church … [Read more...]

Humor: The End is Near

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the driver as he sped … [Read more...]

Humor: Heavenly Dining

Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God. "I could eat," Mother Teresa replied. So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread, and they began to … [Read more...]

Poem: Love is Kind

Have you had a kindness shown? Pass it on. 'Twas not given for thee alone.  Pass it on.  Let it travel down the years.  Let it wipe another's tears Till in heaven the deed appears.  Pass it on. Henry Burton … [Read more...]

Feature: What Would You Do?

A company was hiring a new employee. A part of the selection process was to answer the following question in writing: You are driving your car in a dangerous storm at night. You are passing in front of a bus stop, and you see three people waiting … [Read more...]

Humor: Idiot!

The pastor gets up one Sunday morning to find a letter on her porch. She opens it, and in large letters, it says: IDIOT. The pastor folds it, puts it in her purse, and proceeds to the church.  When it’s time for her sermon, she shows the … [Read more...]

Feature: How to Pray at a Gravesite

When you stand humbly at the gravesite of your loved one, imagine their face in a spiritual form. Open yourself to their very being. Let your soul bond with the soul of the righteous one who lies there. Pray with specific prayers that come from … [Read more...]

Humor: Speed Limits

The highway patrolman pulls over a car on the highway. He approaches the car, and the driver rolls down the window. He sees it’s an elderly lady at the wheel. "Officer, is there a problem?" she asks. "Well ma’am, this is a 65-mile-an-hour … [Read more...]

Humor: Sadie Makes Her Point

A policeman stops Sam as he and his wife Sadie are in the car speeding down the highway. "Do you know you were going 95mph in a 65 mph speed zone?" Sam says, "Why no, officer, I'm surprised. I had my cruise control set for 65." Sadie pipes … [Read more...]