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Humor: Holy Moses 2!

Great, already running late, and then this happens. So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. Take two tablets and call me in the morning. … [Read more...]

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Humor: Minister’s New Horse

A young, eager minister moves to a small, rural town to take over the local church. He buys a horse from an old, retired preacher to help him get around the countryside to visit his new parishioners. Before handing over the reins, the old preacher … [Read more...]

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Humor: Duck Hunting, Country Style

A hunter is out in the woods hunting ducks. He spots a fine mallard, raises his gun, and shoots. The bird falls into a farmer's nearby fenced-in property. The hunter climbs over the fence to retrieve his duck, but just as he picks it up, the … [Read more...]

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Humor: Funny Signs

SCROLL DOWN TO SEE ALL THREE! I hate my job. Oh please!!! Kevin suddenly regretted receiving the Irish blessing "May the Road rise up to meet you" Relax, we're all crazy. It's not a competition … [Read more...]

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Feature: Letter from Your Creator

My beloved Child, I do not need your perfection. I need your presence. I see your struggles, your questions, and your doubts. I love you exactly as you are, in your joy and in your pain. Keep coming back to Me. Every small step you take toward … [Read more...]

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Holy Humor: Longevity

An 80-year-old man goes in for a checkup. The doctor says, “I’m amazed. How do you keep in such great shape?” The guy says, “I’m a religious golfer. I get up before dawn, I pray, I play 18 holes, I have a beer. All is well.” Doctor says, “That’s … [Read more...]

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Humor: After Dinner Talk

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and Charlie said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great." … [Read more...]

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Humor: Who’s Smarter Than Einstein?

Albert Einstein is sitting next to a man on a long flight. Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500". The man … [Read more...]

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Holy Humor: Desperate in the Desert

A fleeing terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something in the distance. Praying it wasn’t a mirage, he hurried toward the object only to find a little old man standing beside his weathered display rack, … [Read more...]

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Humor: The Card Game

Four older grandmas are playing cards. The first sighs and says “Oh my Lord.” The second one in a pained voice responds, “Tsk, tsk!” The third wails  “Have mercy on me!” And then the fourth one replies, “I thought we agreed not to talk about the … [Read more...]

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