A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. Her nameplate reads "Patty Whack." "Miss Whack," he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Surprised, Patty asks for his name. "Kermit Jagger," he replies. "My dad is Mick … [Read more...]
Feature: God is Spirit
If you see a watch, it's evidence that a watchmaker exists. If you look at your shoes, it’s proof that there was once a shoemaker. The furniture in your house tells you there was once a craftsman. When you look in the mirror, you’re looking at proof … [Read more...]
Humor: Priest and Rabbi Joke
A priest and a rabbi are old friends who enjoy ribbing each other. The priest says to the rabbi, “Too bad in your business, there’s no room for moving up. Once a rabbi, always a rabbi.” The rabbi asks, “And in your line of work, you can move … [Read more...]
Humor: Chicken and the Pig
A pig and a chicken sharing the same barnyard heard about a church’s program to feed the hungry. The pig and the chicken discussed how they could help. The chicken said, “I’ve got it! We’ll provide bacon and eggs for the church to feed the … [Read more...]
Humor: Four Friends
Four ladies are having lunch. They’re old friends and after a few glasses of wine they start spilling their secrets. The first one says, “I’m a klepto, but I never stole anything from any of you.” The second one says “I’m a flirt. But I never … [Read more...]
Humor: Sinners Step Forward
After a long-winded sermon about morals, bad behavior, and the evils of sinning, the televangelist preacher said to his live audience, "If there are any sinners in the room, please stand up." No one dared to stand. After a long silence, one … [Read more...]
Humor: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Go Camping
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down in their tent and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Watson, look up at the sky and tell … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: Bible Mailer
A very gracious lady is mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. The postal clerk asks, "Is there anything breakable in here?" "Only the Ten Commandments," the lady answers. … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: Church Service
Gladys Dunn, having just moved to town, decided to visit the church nearest to her new apartment on her first Sunday. She walked into a beautiful sanctuary and enjoyed the choir’s music as the service began. However, when the sermon started, … [Read more...]
Humor: Looking for My Wife
Two guys, one younger, one older are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide. The older guy says to the younger guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." … [Read more...]
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