Prayables

Prayers, Blessings, Inspirational Quotes & more

Humor: The B.C.

A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to … [Read more...]

Humor: Higher Heights

I have moved out from Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Down and Out Circle. As of today, I have a brand-new dwelling. I move to the promised land. My new address is Living Well on 231 Abundance Terrace, located at the … [Read more...]

Humor: Nip and Tuck and then a Truck

A 65-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God  she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to … [Read more...]

Humor: Married and Divorced

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.   While waiting, they began to wonder: … [Read more...]

Humor: Church Mice

Three pastors met and were talking over conditions at their churches. The first pastor said, "You know, since Fall started, I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything - noise, cats, spray - nothing seems to scare them … [Read more...]

Story: Art from the Heart

We're celebrating the life of artist Jeff Hanson. Jeffrey Owen Hanson (1993-2020). Jeff departed this earth on December 20, 2020, repainting Heaven with a vibrant palette of colors—but not before sharing his contagious smile, generous heart, and … [Read more...]

Feature: Essay on Kindness

There is the kindness of ‘please’ and ‘thank you.’ And the kindness of “I was wrong, I’m sorry.” The small kindnesses that smooth our interactions and help other people feel as though you’re aware of them. These don’t cost us much, in fact, in most … [Read more...]

Humor: The Atheist’s Dilemma

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a way off and he starts swimming like … [Read more...]

Humor: Call in the Family

Mr. Steen was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by the doctor who was waiting by his bed. "You're going to be just fine, Mr. … [Read more...]