Three people died on the Wednesday before Christmas. They were met by an angel at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," the angel said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man … [Read more...]

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat … [Read more...]

  A girl brought her fiancé home for dinner. After dinner, the fiancé and the girl's father go into the study for a man-to-man talk. "So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father. "I am a theology scholar," replies the … [Read more...]

I'm tired. The doctor told me, "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program, much of which I can do right at work. Monday: Beat around the bush. … [Read more...]

1. The journey of a thousand miles often begins with a flat tire. 2. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 3. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone … [Read more...]

A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “Mother, may I ask you some questions?" Mother said, “Certainly my son, is there something bothering you?" He asked, “Why do camels have humps?” Mother answered, … [Read more...]

Tom was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and could not find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the … [Read more...]