Prayables

Prayers, Blessings, Inspirational Quotes & more

Feature: Funny Doggy Prayers

Dear God: Can we sit on your couch when we get to heaven? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, … [Read more...]

Humor: Parking Place

A guy is late for a meeting and he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!” A moment … [Read more...]

Feature: Seven Days of Sabbath

Every 7th day is the Sabbath. It's your special time with God. A person of 21 years of age has had three years of the Sabbath in their life. A person of 35 has had five years. A person of 70 has had ten full years of Sabbath with God. So many … [Read more...]

Humor: Einstein’s Switcheroo

It's been a long week and Albert Einstein, the world-renown scientist is scheduled to speak at yet another conference. On the way there, Einstein tells his driver, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and … [Read more...]

Feature: The Real Down Syndrome Problem

By George Will Iceland must be pleased that it is close to success in its program of genocide, but before congratulating that nation on its final solution to the Down syndrome problem, perhaps it might answer a question: What is this … [Read more...]

Bible Feature: Make Straight

Make straight the way of the Lord                                        John 1:23 By Kenen Bresnan The words “make straight” could mean there is only one straight path for each person, and that path leads from baptism through life to … [Read more...]

Story: VIP Drive By

  So, the Pope is super early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit … [Read more...]

Story: Yardwork From a Holy Perspective

Overheard in a conversation between God and St. Francis God: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the world is going on down there in the U.S.? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistles and the stuff I started eons ago? … [Read more...]

Feature: Picture This

Pope Francis was the speaker at an event for Italian Special Olympics athletes at Clementine Hall in the Vatican’s Apostolic Palace. The Pope used the occasion of the audience to deliver an address on the theme of inclusion, telling the … [Read more...]