A scientist and a preacher got to talking. The preacher says, "God made it all only 6,000 years ago." And the scientist asks, "How can you say that? We have moon rocks that are 4 billion years old." And the preacher replies, "Well, I didn’t … [Read more...]

Dear Lord, So far today I've done alright. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. But, in a few minutes, I'm going to get out of bed and from then on I'll be needing your help. … [Read more...]

When Moses has a new hobby... … [Read more...]

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had … [Read more...]

There once was an elderly nun who lived in a convent located in a farm community. Her worn-out body began to surrender. The doctor prescribed a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax the anxious old woman. Not to be lured into worldly … [Read more...]

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine!" said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, God will help … [Read more...]

Overheard: I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Overheard: I’m not really lazy, I’m simply selectively active. Overheard: Being my age means that I’m old enough to do what I want, smart … [Read more...]

She hurried into the pharmacy, got the medicine, and hustled back to the car. Only then did she realize she'd locked her keys inside. "Oh no!" Not giving up, she looked around for a tool. "Aha!" She spotted a rusty coat hanger. She tried to open … [Read more...]