A very gracious lady is mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. The postal clerk asks, "Is there anything breakable in here?" "Only the Ten Commandments," the lady answers. … [Read more...]

Gladys Dunn, having just moved to town, decided to visit the church nearest to her new apartment on her first Sunday. She walked into a beautiful sanctuary and enjoyed the choir’s music as the service began. However, when the sermon started, … [Read more...]

Two guys, one younger, one older are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide. The older guy says to the younger guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." … [Read more...]

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in their condo clubhouse when Miller lost $500 on a single hand, clutched his chest, and dropped dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen friend, the other five continued playing, standing … [Read more...]

Three women went down to Mexico to celebrate their college graduations. They woke up in jail with no memory of the previous night and were told they would be executed in the morning. The first woman was strapped into the electric chair and asked … [Read more...]

The sheriff in a small town also served as the local veterinarian. One night, the phone rang, and his wife answered. An anxious voice asked, "Is your husband there?" "Do you need him as a sheriff or as a vet?" she asked. "Both," came the … [Read more...]

Two men were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store.  As yet, the store wasn't ready and didn't even have the shelves set up. A curious old man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, “Watcha … [Read more...]

Three older women were bragging about their grown sons and how much their sons love them. Sadie says,  "See that brand-new Mercedes? I just got it for my birthday. It’s from my son, Bernie. What a darling!” “You call that love?"  Shirley says. … [Read more...]

Did you hear about the 98-year-old man and woman who were getting a divorce? One day they were asked why they were getting a divorce when both were 98 years old. They said, “We did not want to upset the kids, so we waited until they were dead!” We … [Read more...]

The pastor was walking down the street when he saw one of his parishioners. The fellow was dragging his feet; he looked weary and unhappy. "Hello, Harold. It's good to see you. How have you been?" "To tell you the truth, Pastor, I have been … [Read more...]