On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.   While waiting, they began to wonder: … [Read more...]

Three pastors met and were talking over conditions at their churches. The first pastor said, "You know, since Fall started, I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything - noise, cats, spray - nothing seems to scare them … [Read more...]

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a way off and he starts swimming like … [Read more...]

Mr. Steen was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by the doctor who was waiting by his bed. "You're going to be just fine, Mr. … [Read more...]

Three people died on the Wednesday before Christmas. They were met by an angel at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," the angel said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man … [Read more...]

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat … [Read more...]