An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. … [Read more...]

A woman is pulled over for speeding.  Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Police Officer: Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Police Officer: Can I see your license, please? Woman: Well, I would give it to you, … [Read more...]

A cowboy was herding his cattle in a remote pasture when suddenly, a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and YSL tie, leans out of the window and asks the … [Read more...]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a bar together.  The men sat at the table, and the rabbit hopped onto a stool and signaled for a brew. As the bartender placed the drink in front of the rabbit, he asked, "What's up with your … [Read more...]

Brother O'Leary discovers a loophole in his vow of silence. … [Read more...]

Once, a man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets except that the little old woman had a shoebox at the top of her closet that she had cautioned her … [Read more...]

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes. "Who are you so that I may … [Read more...]

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on a vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them she could be shipped home for $ 5,000 or buried in the Holy Land for $150. The man … [Read more...]

  On the same day, the State of Washington recently passed two laws.  Legalized gay marriage Legalized marijuana.  Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana on the same day now makes perfect biblical sense.  Leviticus 20:13 says:  If a … [Read more...]

A woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on her patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's … [Read more...]