The story is told of a youngster who came home from Sunday School, having been taught the biblical story of the crossing of the Red Sea. His mother asked him what he had learned in class, and he told her: "The Israelites got out of Egypt, but … [Read more...]

Four men are in the hospital's maternity waiting room waiting for their babies to be born. The nurse walks in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you're having twins." The man responds: "That's a crazy coincidence, I work for the … [Read more...]

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening, there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at … [Read more...]

The four ladies are having lunch in a lovely cafe. They’re old friends, and after a few glasses of wine, they start spilling their secrets. The first one says, “I’m a klepto, but I never stole anything from any of you.” The second one says, … [Read more...]

There was a great historical find recently. Archeologists discovered a 'new chapter' from the Book of Genesis: Adam and Eve said, " Lord, when we were in the garden, You walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome … [Read more...]

A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He books it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying, "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear … [Read more...]

A couple goes to see a rabbi for a blessing to have children, as they’ve been trying without success. The rabbi says, “You came to me at the right time. I’m on my way to Israel. I’ll write a note with your names on it and your prayer for children … [Read more...]

‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house All the fam’ly was sleeping, yes, even my spouse. The stockings were tossed by the chimney with flair Some turned inside out, to make sure nothing’s there. The children were nestled all … [Read more...]

A wealthy young man goes out and buys a new Ferrari 360 Spider. It is the best convertible sports car, costing about a $1,000,000! He takes it out for a spin, and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped, wearing an open-face crash … [Read more...]

Lucky was a man in town who had absolutely no luck. Nothing ever went his way. He wasn’t a real bright guy to begin with, yet one day he won the lottery. People gathered around and asked Lucky, "What’s the secret of your success? You’re the … [Read more...]