Things I'm Super Good At 1. Forgetting someone's name 10 seconds after they tell me. 2. Buying produce...and throwing it away two weeks later. 3. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the … [Read more...]

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time … [Read more...]

  A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working … [Read more...]

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Dear God: Can we sit on your couch when we get to heaven? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, … [Read more...]

It's been a long week and Albert Einstein, the world-renown scientist is scheduled to speak at yet another conference. On the way there, Einstein tells his driver, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and … [Read more...]