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Humor: Einstein’s Switcheroo

It's been a long week and Albert Einstein, the world-renown scientist is scheduled to speak at yet another conference. On the way there, Einstein tells his driver, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and … [Read more...]

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Story: VIP Drive By

  So, the Pope is super early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit … [Read more...]

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Story: Yardwork From a Holy Perspective

Overheard in a conversation between God and St. Francis God: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the world is going on down there in the U.S.? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistles and the stuff I started eons ago? … [Read more...]

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Humor: How to Live Longer, Happily

I went to a new doctor recently and was delighted to find a health care professional with a fresh perspective on all the things I have been struggling with. Here's a recap of the visit. Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can … [Read more...]

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Humor: Why Leprecauns Dress Funny

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Humor: The B.C.

A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to … [Read more...]

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Humor: Higher Heights

I have moved out from Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Down and Out Circle. As of today, I have a brand-new dwelling. I move to the promised land. My new address is Living Well on 231 Abundance Terrace, located at the … [Read more...]

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Humor: Nip and Tuck and then a Truck

A 65-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God  she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to … [Read more...]

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Humor: Married and Divorced

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.   While waiting, they began to wonder: … [Read more...]

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Humor: Church Mice

Three pastors met and were talking over conditions at their churches. The first pastor said, "You know, since Fall started, I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything - noise, cats, spray - nothing seems to scare them … [Read more...]

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