I'm tired. The doctor told me, "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program, much of which I can do right at work. Monday: Beat around the bush. … [Read more...]
Humor: Entrance to Heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died … [Read more...]
Humor: Quotes Take a Wrong Turn
1. The journey of a thousand miles often begins with a flat tire. 2. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 3. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone … [Read more...]
Humor: Camel Talk
A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “Mother, may I ask you some questions?" Mother said, “Certainly my son, is there something bothering you?" He asked, “Why do camels have humps?” Mother answered, … [Read more...]
Humor: Parking Space
Tom was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and could not find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the … [Read more...]
Humor: Virtue of Honesty
At the end of the Sunday service Pastor Mike told his congregation, "Next week, my sermon will be all about the virtue of honesty, and to help you understand it better I would like you all to read Leviticus chapter 28 before next week." The following … [Read more...]
Humor: Help Me Out
Joe finds himself in dire financial trouble. He lost his job, and he has no prospects. He's desperate and decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my job and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my … [Read more...]
Humor: At the Dentist
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!" Well, you are gonna love this one. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his diploma … [Read more...]
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