A guy is sitting in a bar having a scotch and soda when another guy walks in. They get to talking.
“Where do you live?”
“I live in the city – West Loop neighborhood.”
“I live in West Loop!” The one man exclaimed.
“Wow! – Where did you grow up?”
“Skokie – Dempster and Crawford.”
“You’re kidding me – I grew up in Skokie, the corner of Dempster and Crawford!”
“I went to Skokie Township High School, graduated in 2000. – And you?”
“Yessiree – STHS – class of 2000…”
The bartender overhears the conversation and says to the waitress, “It’s going to be a long night. The Goldberg twins are drunk again.”
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