The old preacher was bringing some people to be baptized down to the river. He was immersing them one by one. He took hold of one man and put him down. He dunked him for a second time. Then he held him under the water. The man came up fighting for air and said, “What in the world are you doing to me?” The old preacher said, “When you want God as much as you wanted that air, that’s when you’ll have it all.”