A priest and a rabbi are old friends who enjoy ribbing each other.  The priest says to the rabbi, “Too bad in your business, there’s no room for moving up. Once a rabbi, always a rabbi.”  The rabbi asks, “And in your line of work, you can move … [Read more...]

A pig and a chicken sharing the same barnyard heard about a church’s program to feed the hungry. The pig and the chicken discussed how they could help. The chicken said, “I’ve got it! We’ll provide bacon and eggs for the church to feed the … [Read more...]

Four ladies are having lunch. They’re old friends and after a few glasses of wine they start spilling their secrets. The first one says, “I’m a klepto, but I never stole anything from any of you.” The second one says “I’m a flirt. But I never … [Read more...]

After a long-winded sermon about morals, bad behavior, and the evils of sinning, the televangelist preacher said to his live audience, "If there are any sinners in the room, please stand up." No one dared to stand. After a long silence, one … [Read more...]

A very gracious lady is mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. The postal clerk asks, "Is there anything breakable in here?" "Only the Ten Commandments," the lady answers. … [Read more...]

Gladys Dunn, having just moved to town, decided to visit the church nearest to her new apartment on her first Sunday. She walked into a beautiful sanctuary and enjoyed the choir’s music as the service began. However, when the sermon started, … [Read more...]

Two guys, one younger, one older are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide. The older guy says to the younger guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." … [Read more...]

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in their condo clubhouse when Miller lost $500 on a single hand, clutched his chest, and dropped dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen friend, the other five continued playing, standing … [Read more...]

Three women went down to Mexico to celebrate their college graduations. They woke up in jail with no memory of the previous night and were told they would be executed in the morning. The first woman was strapped into the electric chair and asked … [Read more...]