A successful businessman goes into a church to pray. He finds a seat in one of the pews and starts to pray. But one man is sitting in the first row of pews. The man is fervently and loudly praying to God. "Please God, I am so poor, I cannot pay … [Read more...]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quiet in the … [Read more...]

While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by an angel at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says an angel. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We … [Read more...]

Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days and the lower cost of living. "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, six oranges, two loaves of bread, a magazine, and some new blue … [Read more...]

A six-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport. When we want her, we go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.” … [Read more...]

The pastor got up in the pulpit to deliver his very lengthy sermon. He began by apologizing for the Band-Aid on his face. He said, “I was thinking about my sermon while shaving and cut my face.” Afterward, the treasurer found a note in the … [Read more...]

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take … [Read more...]

Pacing back and forth, a man was getting anxious about his imminent operation. His wife asked him, "What's the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?" He replied: "I heard one of the nurses say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, … [Read more...]