A man orders a beer, and the bartender delivers a mug filled to the very top without dropping any. The man says, “Perfect, you are just like Ryan.” “Who is Ryan?” “Someone who gets everything just right. He is Mr. Perfect. He gave his wife … [Read more...]
Humor: Blessing at the Race Track
One day, while betting on the horses and nearly losing his shirt, Mitch noticed something unusual. A priest stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of a horse lining up for the 4th race. To Mitch’s surprise, the horse—an extreme long … [Read more...]
Humor: The Wife’s Wish
A woman finds a Genie, and this was her wish: I want my husband to only have eyes for me. I want him to laugh at my mindless jokes with utter disregard to the people around him. I want to be the only one in his life. I want him to always … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: Distracted!
A successful businessman goes into a church to pray. He finds a seat in one of the pews and starts to pray. But one man is sitting in the first row of pews. The man is fervently and loudly praying to God. "Please God, I am so poor, I cannot pay … [Read more...]
Humor or Parable? You Be the Judge
William was a business owner who travelled out of town for a customer meeting. He brought along Harry, his best salesman. They had a productive visit, and the night before they were scheduled to leave, William had a heart attack while having dinner … [Read more...]
Humor: Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quiet in the … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: Which is it Senator?
While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by an angel at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says an angel. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We … [Read more...]
Humor: Remembering the Good Old Days
Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days and the lower cost of living. "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, six oranges, two loaves of bread, a magazine, and some new blue … [Read more...]
Humor: Where Grandma Lives
A six-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport. When we want her, we go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.” … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: Close Shave
The pastor got up in the pulpit to deliver his very lengthy sermon. He began by apologizing for the Band-Aid on his face. He said, “I was thinking about my sermon while shaving and cut my face.” Afterward, the treasurer found a note in the … [Read more...]
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