Louie buys a parrot, and he names him Max. He brings Max back to his house and puts the bird and his cage in the corner of his living room. Right away, Louie notices something unusual. The parrot has its two wings clasped, and it is reciting Bible … [Read more...]

The pastor's son turned 16, and he started negotiating with his dad to drive the family car. His father said, “I’ll make you a deal. You get your grades up, do some more Bible study, and get a haircut. I’ll let you use the car once in a … [Read more...]

Hi John, This is Alan next door. I am sorry, buddy, but I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text, as … [Read more...]

Some years ago, a Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, coordinating their … [Read more...]

  A rabbi, a priest, and a poodle walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, folks, I can’t serve you: no gods allowed…” Patron at bar: “You’ve really got to work on that dyslexia, Frank…” *** A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit … [Read more...]

There was a young couple who had been married for five years. When the woman went to see her doctor, she was asked, "Are you and your husband planning on having children?" "No. We decided not to start a family, because children are badly … [Read more...]

The story is told of a youngster who came home from Sunday School, having been taught the biblical story of the crossing of the Red Sea. His mother asked him what he had learned in class, and he told her: "The Israelites got out of Egypt, but … [Read more...]

Four men are in the hospital's maternity waiting room waiting for their babies to be born. The nurse walks in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you're having twins." The man responds: "That's a crazy coincidence, I work for the … [Read more...]

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening, there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at … [Read more...]

The four ladies are having lunch in a lovely cafe. They’re old friends, and after a few glasses of wine, they start spilling their secrets. The first one says, “I’m a klepto, but I never stole anything from any of you.” The second one says, … [Read more...]