The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car's gas tank and tires. She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, "Why in the world do they charge for … [Read more...]
Humor: What’ll You Have?
Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away. The next man requests a filet mignon, which he … [Read more...]
Humor: Dead Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, so Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya say a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, … [Read more...]
Humor: The Duck’s Diagnosis
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. The vet listened to the bird’s chest and sadly said, “I’m so sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed away.” The woman protested, “Are you sure? You haven’t done any tests. Maybe it’s in a … [Read more...]
Humor: Perfection!
A man orders a beer, and the bartender delivers a mug filled to the very top without dropping any. The man says, “Perfect, you are just like Ryan.” “Who is Ryan?” “Someone who gets everything just right. He is Mr. Perfect. He gave his wife … [Read more...]
Humor: Blessing at the Race Track
One day, while betting on the horses and nearly losing his shirt, Mitch noticed something unusual. A priest stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of a horse lining up for the 4th race. To Mitch’s surprise, the horse—an extreme long … [Read more...]
Humor: The Wife’s Wish
A woman finds a Genie, and this was her wish: I want my husband to only have eyes for me. I want him to laugh at my mindless jokes with utter disregard to the people around him. I want to be the only one in his life. I want him to always … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: Distracted!
A successful businessman goes into a church to pray. He finds a seat in one of the pews and starts to pray. But one man is sitting in the first row of pews. The man is fervently and loudly praying to God. "Please God, I am so poor, I cannot pay … [Read more...]
Humor or Parable? You Be the Judge
William was a business owner who travelled out of town for a customer meeting. He brought along Harry, his best salesman. They had a productive visit, and the night before they were scheduled to leave, William had a heart attack while having dinner … [Read more...]
Humor: Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quiet in the … [Read more...]
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