There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, an angel came and visited him on his bed, and told him he was about to die, tomorrow. He reminds the man … [Read more...]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are walking through the woods and find a bag of cash hidden under a bush. They decide to give some of the money to God and split the rest evenly between themselves, but cannot agree on how much to give God. To be … [Read more...]

Ernie is an out-of-work actor who’s reduced to applying for a job as a gorilla impersonator. When he gets it, he’s shocked to discover that he’ll be working at the Central Park Zoo, where budget cuts have made it impossible to replace the old gorilla … [Read more...]

A pastor and a cab driver are in line to get into heaven. The pastor is confident he’ll get in, while the cabbie is a little nervous. When they reach the gate, they both get in, and the cabbie breathes a sigh of relief. It’s time for them to be … [Read more...]

Louie buys a parrot, and he names him Max. He brings Max back to his house and puts the bird and his cage in the corner of his living room. Right away, Louie notices something unusual. The parrot has its two wings clasped, and it is reciting Bible … [Read more...]

The pastor's son turned 16, and he started negotiating with his dad to drive the family car. His father said, “I’ll make you a deal. You get your grades up, do some more Bible study, and get a haircut. I’ll let you use the car once in a … [Read more...]

Hi John, This is Alan next door. I am sorry, buddy, but I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text, as … [Read more...]

Some years ago, a Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, coordinating their … [Read more...]

  A rabbi, a priest, and a poodle walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, folks, I can’t serve you: no gods allowed…” Patron at bar: “You’ve really got to work on that dyslexia, Frank…” *** A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit … [Read more...]

There was a young couple who had been married for five years. When the woman went to see her doctor, she was asked, "Are you and your husband planning on having children?" "No. We decided not to start a family, because children are badly … [Read more...]