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Holy Humor: Which is it Senator?

While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by an angel at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says an angel. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We … [Read more...]

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Humor: Remembering the Good Old Days

Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days and the lower cost of living. "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, six oranges, two loaves of bread, a magazine, and some new blue … [Read more...]

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Humor: Where Grandma Lives

A six-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport. When we want her, we go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.” … [Read more...]

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Holy Humor: Close Shave

The pastor got up in the pulpit to deliver his very lengthy sermon. He began by apologizing for the Band-Aid on his face. He said, “I was thinking about my sermon while shaving and cut my face.” Afterward, the treasurer found a note in the … [Read more...]

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Humor: Penguins in the Shade

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take … [Read more...]

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Humor: Operation

Pacing back and forth, a man was getting anxious about his imminent operation. His wife asked him, "What's the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?" He replied: "I heard one of the nurses say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, … [Read more...]

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Humor: Sharon Gets a Makeover

Sharon Clark has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital. While she’s on the operating table, her heart stops and her soul departs from her body. Sharon appears before God and asks, “God, is that it?” God answers, “No, you have another 30 years … [Read more...]

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Humor: Humpty Dumpty

Hump-ty dumpty sat on a wall, Hump-ty dumpty sat up straight and tall. All who cast gloom and all who cry doom, couldn't make Hump-ty grumpy on Hump Day. … [Read more...]

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Humor: It Pays to be Nice

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something in the distance. Praying it wasn’t a mirage, he hurried toward the object only to find a little old Jewish man standing beside his weathered … [Read more...]

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Humor: Missed!

A husband and wife are arguing. The wife is so angry that she impulsively goes to the kitchen, grabs the sharpest knife she can find, and approaches her husband with the intention to cut off his private parts. She yields the knife and misses. … [Read more...]

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