Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had … [Read more...]

There once was an elderly nun who lived in a convent located in a farm community. Her worn-out body began to surrender. The doctor prescribed a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax the anxious old woman. Not to be lured into worldly … [Read more...]

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine!" said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, God will help … [Read more...]

Overheard: I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Overheard: I’m not really lazy, I’m simply selectively active. Overheard: Being my age means that I’m old enough to do what I want, smart … [Read more...]

She hurried into the pharmacy, got the medicine, and hustled back to the car. Only then did she realize she'd locked her keys inside. "Oh no!" Not giving up, she looked around for a tool. "Aha!" She spotted a rusty coat hanger. She tried to open … [Read more...]

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Tax season is upon us. We're sharing an actual letter submitted to the IRS in response to a denial of two dependents from one frustrated father. Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I … [Read more...]

The elderly couple had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though advanced in years, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on … [Read more...]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” … [Read more...]