An unusual store opened recently. It's called the Husband Store. The advertisements state that each woman can visit the store only one time and one time only! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the … [Read more...]

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun walks by and starts lecturing him on the evils of drinking. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! … [Read more...]

What’s the difference between someone who is neurotic, someone who is psychotic, and a therapist? A neurotic builds castles in the sky. A psychotic person lives in those castles, and the therapist collects the rent. … [Read more...]

A scientist and a preacher got to talking. The preacher says, "God made it all only 6,000 years ago." And the scientist asks, "How can you say that? We have moon rocks that are 4 billion years old." And the preacher replies, "Well, I didn’t … [Read more...]

Dear Lord, So far today I've done alright. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. But, in a few minutes, I'm going to get out of bed and from then on I'll be needing your help. … [Read more...]

When Moses has a new hobby... … [Read more...]

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had … [Read more...]

There once was an elderly nun who lived in a convent located in a farm community. Her worn-out body began to surrender. The doctor prescribed a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax the anxious old woman. Not to be lured into worldly … [Read more...]