Tom was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and could not find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the … [Read more...]
Humor: Virtue of Honesty
At the end of the Sunday service Pastor Mike told his congregation, "Next week, my sermon will be all about the virtue of honesty, and to help you understand it better I would like you all to read Leviticus chapter 28 before next week." The following … [Read more...]
Humor: Help Me Out
Joe finds himself in dire financial trouble. He lost his job, and he has no prospects. He's desperate and decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my job and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my … [Read more...]
Humor: At the Dentist
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!" Well, you are gonna love this one. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his diploma … [Read more...]
Quote: Dog and Cat
FUNNY CATS AND DOG QUOTES There are two means of refuge from your misery: dogs and cats. Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Unknown I have lived with several Zen masters—all … [Read more...]
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