If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law. Eva Gabor Old age comes at a bad time. Ed Sullivan Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. Stevie Wonder Old age is like a plane flying through … [Read more...]

The pastor gave a rousing sermon about being a soldier in God's army and encouraged everyone to "fight for the cause." After the service, as he was greeting the parishioners on the church steps, he saw Jack. "Hello Jack, it's so good to see … [Read more...]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are debating the question, “When does life begin?” The priest says, “At conception, of course!” The minister says, “At birth!” The rabbi says, “When the last kid goes to college and the dog dies!” … [Read more...]

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when the Loch Ness monster suddenly attacked his boat. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then, it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, … [Read more...]

You know you're in a country church when the preacher talks about Jesus feeding the 5000, and people ask whether the two fish were bass or catfish and what bait was used to catch them. You know you're in a country church when a member requests to … [Read more...]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for … [Read more...]

When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God." However, it is unlikely that God will call you on your mobile. Please turn off your phones. If you want to talk to God, choose a quiet place and talk to … [Read more...]

Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island. Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the … [Read more...]

Have a laugh, but don't forget the words of Romans 13:6-7 "This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them. If you owe taxes, pay taxes. If revenue, … [Read more...]

A Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "My son told me he is converting to Christianity. I sent him to Hebrew school, and he had a Bar Mitzvah. We celebrated the Jewish holidays. I don’t know where it all went wrong." "Funny you should say … [Read more...]