Prayables

Prayers, Blessings, Inspirational Quotes & more

Humor: Clergy Search

The following is a confidential report on several candidates being considered for a pulpit. Adam: Good man but problems with his wife. Also one reference told of how his wife and he enjoy walking nude in the woods. Noah: Former pulpit of 120 … [Read more...]

Humor: Things I’m Super Good At

Things I'm Super Good At 1. Forgetting someone's name 10 seconds after they tell me. 2. Buying produce...and throwing it away two weeks later. 3. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the … [Read more...]

Feature: Handy How To Pray

1. Your thumb is nearest to you. Begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty." 2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for … [Read more...]

Humor: Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time … [Read more...]

Humor: A Dog Named Mace

  A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working … [Read more...]

Feature Story: As Love Increases

The Berlin Wall was a barrier, dividing east from west. The division couldn’t last - walls never do, they crumble under God’s bright light, bringing people together again. Every day we must go the extra mile to tear down any wall or fence that we … [Read more...]