It is easy to love Him when the blue is in the sky, When summer winds are blowing, and we smell the roses nigh; There is little effort needed to obey His precious will When it leads through flower-decked valley, or over sun-kissed hill. It is … [Read more...]
Humor: Nice to Meet You
A guy is sitting in a bar having a scotch and soda when another guy walks in. They get to talking. "Where do you live?" "I live in the city - West Loop neighborhood." "I live in West Loop!" The one man exclaimed. "Wow! - Where did you … [Read more...]
Feature: 10 Questions Won’t Ask You
1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove. God will ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation. 2. God won't ask for the square footage of your house. God will ask how many people you welcomed into your home. 3. God won't … [Read more...]
Humor: Who’s Paying the Bill?
An unfortunate man was involved in a serious auto accident, suffered serious injuries, and was rendered unconscious. When he finally regained consciousness after some days and several operations, he found himself in a quiet Catholic … [Read more...]
Humor: Sweet Request
Harry and Zelda received the bad news that Harry's days are numbered. As he lay in his bed, waiting for the time to meet his maker, his darling Zelda was by his side. "Zelda," He gasped. "You've been a good wife, the best a man could ask for. … [Read more...]
Humor: Getting Older Vol. 1
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law. Eva Gabor Old age comes at a bad time. Ed Sullivan Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. Stevie Wonder Old age is like a plane flying through … [Read more...]
Humor: Army of God
The pastor gave a rousing sermon about being a soldier in God's army and encouraged everyone to "fight for the cause." After the service, as he was greeting the parishioners on the church steps, he saw Jack. "Hello Jack, it's so good to see … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: When Does Life Begin?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are debating the question, “When does life begin?” The priest says, “At conception, of course!” The minister says, “At birth!” The rabbi says, “When the last kid goes to college and the dog dies!” … [Read more...]
Humor: Believe It!
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when the Loch Ness monster suddenly attacked his boat. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then, it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, … [Read more...]
Humor: Country Church
You know you're in a country church when the preacher talks about Jesus feeding the 5000, and people ask whether the two fish were bass or catfish and what bait was used to catch them. You know you're in a country church when a member requests to … [Read more...]
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